Toy Time 1

So there is a blog community that is all about bloggers reviewing sex toys.  Companies send bloggers toys, the bloggers play with the toys, and then report back to the masses about them.  I think that's the way the game works at least.  It's at least how it worked with me.

The last roundup had something like sixty reviews.  At quick glance, only one of them was done by a male.  I don't have any data to back this up, but I'm willing to bet that more than 1.67% of the sex toy purchasing audience is male.  Or uses sex toys with males.

So if you are one of these companies that makes or distributes sex toys and want a male perspective, ask me.  I might say yes.

So here's the adult toy that I played with.  It's called (drum roll please) Screaming O Two-O Dual Vibrating Cock Ring.  First of all, I don't know if I like the name.  Let's say you're talking to a friend about this great toy you just used with your partner, and go on about how awesome it is.  They reply, O RLY, what's it called?  I can't see most people remembering the entire "Screaming O Two-O Dual Vibrating Cock Ring" phrase.


Jean and I played with this toy together.  We liked parts of it, and didn't like others. Let's talk about them.


The buzzing is pretty strong.  This is probably one of the most important features.  She sucked my cock with the ring on, while it was buzzing, and her whole mouth vibrated.  That was pretty cool.  It buzzed her well while we were fucking, which was obviously one of the points too.  I could feel it, and enjoyed it greatly.  She came a few times, the first of which was vocal.  As the product seems to promise, but if you read the fine print, doesn't *actually* promise.  Either way, she came.  It was sloppy wet and awesome.  And loud too, for what it's worth.  So in that case, the screaming part was genuine, but her roommate being out of town probably had something to do with that as well. Besides, calling it the Muffled by a Pillow, but Still Screaming O Two-O Dual Vibrating Cock Ring probably wouldn't fit on the packaging.


So that part was good.  It was stretchy, which was nice as well.  Though the vibrators may have detracted from the other traditional best part of a cock ring, aka making the cock bigger.  With a cock ring that is more designed for that purpose, I usually swell to about seven and a half inches around.  With this one, I was only about seven and a quarter.  Some people might think that the extra quarter inch doesn't really mean much.  But then, those people probably aren't the kind of size queens I attract.


The ring also stayed on the entire time we fucked.  This is probably an accomplishment, since the fucking was somewhat rough.  Jean likes to be smacked around a little bit, and to be choked.  All of which I was happy to comply with.  No ceasing of buzzing.  The only thing that I didn't like in that area was the little switches on the side of the bullet vibes.  They work in the style of a lever, instead of a push button, like I've seen before.  The first time playing was fine, but less moving parts usually leads to a longer lasting toy.


As far as the ridges and bumps, they seemed cool and all, but I couldn't tell.  Jean was similarly much more interesting in feeling the vibration, rather than the ridges.  Maybe if you're more sensitive, you could get more from them.  Maybe not.


It was fun though, and I would play with it again.  Check one out if you're looking for a fairly inexpensive cock ring.